3 July, 2008

If I hear you referring anybody to another photo shop besides ours, even if we can’t do the service, I’m going to have you fired so I can go to your house and fucking stab you.

— “Sherry” to Me.

3 July, 2008

Yeahhhhhh Boi!

  • Me: When should I put in my two-weeks?
  • Her: Well, you should do it Monday; but they might fire you right on the spot, so get ready.
  • Me: I'm ready.
1 July, 2008
Whaaat?

Whaaat?

26 June, 2008

I mean, if I stole this box of Ektachrome film no one would even see me…oh wait, unless that camera right there is on.

— “Demetri”

26 June, 2008

Ear Candy

  • Her: What kind of headphones do you wear when you come into work?
  • Me: I don't come into work wearing headphones.
  • Her: I see you every morning wear them in your car.
  • Me: That's kinda creepy.
25 June, 2008

Awkward

I walked out of the developing room to talk to Connor when I noticed Sherry and the owner of the store kissing.

25 June, 2008

I’ve been trying to figure out a way to smoke out in the developing cave, I just need to find out how to ventilate everything outside.

— “Connor”

25 June, 2008

Sumo Time.

  • Manger: Hey [my name], listen. Christy is getting a little offended that you keep on saying, 'Hay Gurl!!' On behalf of her, I'm going to have to ask you that you refrain from saying that to her.
  • Me: Why, because she's black?
  • Manager: No, because she's 400 pounds and will destroy you.
25 June, 2008
ATTN:

ATTN:

25 June, 2008
Man sleeping outside shop

Man sleeping outside shop