July 2008
3 posts
“If I hear you referring anybody to another photo shop besides ours, even if we...”
– “Sherry” to Me.
Yeahhhhhh Boi!
Me: When should I put in my two-weeks?
Her: Well, you should do it Monday; but they might fire you right on the spot, so get ready.
Me: I'm ready.
June 2008
17 posts
“I mean, if I stole this box of Ektachrome film no one would even see me…oh...”
– “Demetri”
Ear Candy
Her: What kind of headphones do you wear when you come into work?
Me: I don't come into work wearing headphones.
Her: I see you every morning wear them in your car.
Me: That's kinda creepy.
Awkward
I walked out of the developing room to talk to Connor when I noticed Sherry and the owner of the store kissing.
“I’ve been trying to figure out a way to smoke out in the developing cave,...”
– “Connor”
Sumo Time.
Manger: Hey [my name], listen. Christy is getting a little offended that you keep on saying, 'Hay Gurl!!' On behalf of her, I'm going to have to ask you that you refrain from saying that to her.
Me: Why, because she's black?
Manager: No, because she's 400 pounds and will destroy you.
Skip Out #1
Here’s my speech for Thursday night/Friday morning.
“Hey guys it’s [my name], I’m incredibly sick right now. I’ve been throwing up for the past three hours; I think I got some sort of food poisoning. I don’t think I’ll be able to make it in to work Friday morning…if I’m feeling better I’ll be sure to call and come in”
And...
And then there were three photo developers.
“Hey, it’s great that we’re working together on your first...”
– “Suzy Smith”
David's Out.
Me: Why isn't David here?
Her: Well, this woman had like 10 VHS tapes of her dead son...and instead of her spending $2000 for us to transfer them to DVD, he just told her to buy a machine for $300 at Best Buy.
Me: So he got fired?
Her: Well yeah, it's drawing competition away from us.
Me: So now there's only four of us working?
Shhh
I still haven’t told my boss that I’m going to be moving out of the country by the end of the month.
Thanks for hiring me full time though!!
Shhhhh
It’s the second day of work, and I already stole my photo CD’s instead of using my 30% discount.
Boning the Boss
Girl 1: I'm not supposed to tell you, but I think you should know that Sherry is fucking the owner of the store.
Me: Why's that so bad?
Girl 2: Because she gets free cameras!!!